The "Shake Your Junk" Foodie Tee – Where Appetites & Double Entendres Collide!

Front Chest Slogan:
F N Good Food
(Because "Effin’ Good" is how you’ll describe both the shirt and your next meal. Keep ’em guessing!)

Across the Chest:
"Just a Shake is All It Takes"
Double entendre mode activated. Is it about whipping up a protein shake? Or the mysterious gravitational pull of your chest region when you… uh… salsa dance? We’ll never tell. (But yes, it’s both. Always both.)  

Back Derrière Slogan:
"Junk Food Without The Junk"
Translation: Our snacks are guilt-free. Your junk? Well, that’s a natural resource. Flaunt that nutritional paradox with pride.  

Why Buy This Tee?
✔️ Chest-Approved Comedy:  Let your pecs (or… pectorals) do the talking. Perfect for grocery runs, gym fails, or convincing strangers you’re a milkshake connoisseur.  
✔️ Back-End Wit:  Your butt’s now a billboard for culinary irony. “Junk” Food Without The Junk = “I eat kale… sometimes.”  
✔️ Conversation Starter:  Expect high-fives, questionable eyebrow wiggles, and at least one person asking, “Wait, is ‘shake’ a verb or a noun here?” (Answer: Yes.)  

Warning:
May cause spontaneous cravings, awkward glances at your chest/backside, and friends yelling, “SHAKE IT, DON’T BREAK IT!” (We accept zero liability for dance-offs.)  

Get yours now—before someone else shakes, rattles, or rolls into your foodie fashion moment!

Wear it. Grill it. Shake it. (Repeat.)

Choose between 100% cotton or a cotton-poly athletic blend